seamon demon

A dude who has a huge cock and releases so much sperm when a girl walks by that his pants get soaked.

"Yo, what's up seamon demon"
Zach says to Adam as Megan Fox walks by

by anonymous10293 February 13, 2014

seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

by Sean Re December 20, 2004

SEAMONKEY

referred to as the turbo-charged coupe car that was first imported from germany in the early 80's.
newer version resemble to chrysler sebring, but do not confuse the two!
seamonkey owners have sent many complaints about their cars being confused with the chrysler model and request that manufactors change the body build or to stop making the seamonkeys.
chrysler took these complaints to heart and in 2005 the last sebring coupe was distributed to the public.

"damn that seamonkey is fast!"

"you wanna race my seamonkey?!"

"that is a luxurios seamonkey that you have there!"

by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008

SeaDonkey

A girl that is extremely ugly

"Hey did you see that girl Courtney that married Jeff?"

"Yea that bitch is a total SeaDonkey"

by PePae December 9, 2008

seamonster

1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.
2. My dick

1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.

by codgermayne May 4, 2009

ryker seamons

typically a dude who likes to work out and has the physique of a greek god.

ryker seamons is the sickest sickkunt

by sickkunt nation November 22, 2021

vaginal seamonkies

The definition of the strange creatures that live inside SPAngie's vaginal region. You can find her displacing them all over the floor in Swiftirc

OMG Angie is displacing here vaginal seamonkies on the floor again :O

by RSBawjaws February 19, 2011