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scruffneck

A person that looks sloppy. Their hair is so greasy that it looks like someone poured Crisco on their head. They haven't washed their clothes in so long that their blue jeans are a gross shade of green. Their teeth always have left over food in them.

A person that takes hella bad short cuts when putting together their outfit. Their clothes looks so wrinkled that people assume it was pulled out of the dirty laundry. Nothing matches, they'll wear check board shorts with a polka dot t-shirt.

AND, their hair is always nappy!
1) Did you see who just walked out of your ma's house? That dude is such a scruffneck!

2) Girl , you can't let your kids run around looking like littlescruffnecksall the dang time.
by DiscoBunny October 3, 2016
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scriffin

Just a little bit or a small amount of somthing.
I only have a scriffin left, do you want it?
by Hammerhead Hughes May 20, 2022
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scruffie

a nickname refering to a vagina.
Wow! That girl has a big scruffie!
by GhettoLove April 24, 2006
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Butterfaced-Scuffin Muffin

Someone With both a ugly face and ugly body, more or less the combination of both a butterface (someone with an ugly face and an alright body) and scuffin muffin (someone with a cute face and ugly body).

Could replace the term: Ugly
Girl #1: That girl I hooked up with last night was super hot
Girl #2: Ya right, she was a butterfaced-scuffin muffin
by NAR-WHAL!!! June 21, 2012
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Scuffin Muffin

The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
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Scruffian

A guy that's scruffy looking. A mix between a lumberjack beard and a biker shave, but with a preppy haircut and highclass clothing.
" I met a really hot guy last night, he's such a scruffian."
The actor Colin Farrell (Miami Vice)
by Joscelin July 1, 2008
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Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.
Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."
by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
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