scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

by mrhermatiawish December 9, 2008

scrittle

Scrittle, the scrotal tickle or tickle of the scrotum. The scrittle can often be seen accompanying oral gratification.

Warning!: The scrittle can result in premature and ill-aimed loads, serious eye injury may occur.

Example, She tickled my pickle and scrittled my scrotum. I then proceeded to give the bitch an angry pirate.

by Ry'Hara June 27, 2005

Sprottle

(Northern England, esp Yorks) (v, ambitransitive) To sprawl with arms and legs spread wide. May contain some element of rolling around and thrashing of limbs.

Also: Sprottling (Present participle or gerund)

Combined with "kicking", e.g., "kicking and sprottling" signifies a negative emotional state as expressed by a person with limited impulse control rolling on the floor and lashing out; throwing a tantrum

Gi'im sum spice or 'e'll kick and sprottle (Provide him with some sweets/candy or he will throw a tantrum)
'E wo' sprottlin' abaht (He was sprottling about) He sprawled around in a careless fashion

by GManIOM June 25, 2019

Scrittle

The yellowish to yellowish-brown filmy skin that accumulates around the backside of a toilet bowl, thought to be a product of oxidized urine.

Gather that scrittle into a ball and flush it before you clean the bowl.

by Abam November 11, 2003

scrootles

Cup

Hey, hand me the scrootles.

by dj fishy-fish December 7, 2014

scrotter

Usually gangs of local yobs, all together sharing the one roll up and look for ways to pick fight with random people.

Think pre chav culture but based in the black country area of the west midlands

Look at that gang of scrotters hanging about in bus stop trying to smash it up.

by ej2095 March 11, 2017

scrattle

Noun; a person who is acting ridiculously and being ignorant about it.

Kelly was a scrattle when she refused to admit her boyfriend was lame.

by Kait A. January 10, 2007