scronch

The violent act of crushing something to the point where it literally ceases to exist

joe: Hey, have you seen Tim?

joe 2: No, i heard he got scronched.

joe: So, when's his funeral?

by oh god please no May 28, 2020

scronchus

Hal Doyle

Damn than munchkin is such a “scronchus”

by Else’s truths February 22, 2021

Scronchen

Verb. When you get mad hungry and you just chow down on some food. Like a cat ugly pig.

God damnnn this shit bussin so hard that I’m just straight scronchen

by KG&GB May 18, 2021

Scronch

An adorable fluffy black and grey cat

Scronch misses his home very much.

by Buttplug5000 October 1, 2022

Scronch

A kind of squishy crunch, usually a sound that organic life with skeletons make when being crushed.

Person 1: I hated the scronch sound I heard when I accidentally ran over a squirrel.
Person 2: I cringe so much just imagining it.

by AstralightSky February 26, 2023

Scronch

verb
to describe a similar action to "scrunch," but with a slightly different nuance. The substitution of the "u" with an "o" might imply a deeper, more resonant sound or a more forceful action. So, "scronch" could mean to crunch, squeeze, or crumple something in a more forceful or noisy manner compared to "scrunch."

Could imply a prolonged or sustained squeezing action, where the emphasis is on the duration and intensity of the compression, more so than what "scrunch" typically implies.

You better pipe down over there with the unsustainable environmental practices; else I'll use power word: scronch on yous.

by instancer.kirik January 27, 2024

Scronchy

Fancy-assed. Overly elaborate and decked out beyond necessary, blindingly brilliant. Extravagant Uppity - above one’s place. Over the top

The sentence I heard my aunt say back in 1955: “And you should have seen it. You would not have believed your eyes. He was driving around in a SCRONCHY black Cadillac as if he were God or something.”

by Mzmscoyote March 13, 2026