scropus

The residue left behind on your ass cheeks after taking a massive dump and you didn’t wipe enough.

My ass cheeks are burning, due to my Scropus. It must have been from the Taco Bell I ate last night.

The most common side effect of scropus is skid marks.

by Matzahberg March 21, 2020

Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Scomp

1) The act of getting a kill in Call of Duty or any First Person Shooter in epic form.

Getting a spinning headshot, a no scope headshot, a sliding knife kill, a random throwing knife kill across the map (as pertains to online video games).

"Dude, I just scomped that guy across the map with my throwing knife."

"Scomp! Another one bites the dust!"
"I got 24 scomps, 1 more and I get my KEM Strike"

by ScompGaming January 7, 2014

Scromiting

The act of screaming up vomit.

"I walked in on my parents doing it last week, and immediately started scromiting up the dinner my mother had prepared, with the very same hands she was preparing my father with."

by scromiting April 30, 2009

scrompf

To squeeze or grasp an object with immense passion

"I'd love to scrompf that chicks tits!"

by Big shitehawk October 11, 2006

scrope

To scoop and grope someone simultaneously

I scroped surub so hard he became permanently scarred and had to undergo counseling

by docnaks October 12, 2011

Scropes

A rare penis rash developed from excessive butt sex.

Bobby: "Wow, Dan. What's up with your dick?

Dan: "I don't know, Bobby, muh buttsecs brutha! I think it might be scropes."

Bobby: "Oh, wow, Dan. I'm sorry. I just can't help myself."

Dan: "It's ok, baby. I'll put up with anything for you! Just put your ass on my dick!" ;)

Bobby: -Sits on Dan's dick.-
"Oh, Dan! Dan! Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Dan: "Oh, Bobby! It's so good!"

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Yuppppp.
:D

by ButtSexBrutha69 September 19, 2009