Scrunchie Day

Give you crush a scrunchie day!

Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!

by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019

scruncher

Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.

Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O

by Delta2echo September 18, 2010

Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010

scrunchie

It could be used as a hair accessory, or as an bracelet. Sometimes a girl will give it to someone special such as her boyfriend or so to indicate that they are dating or he’s taken.

Aw man that cute boy has a scrunchie on, must be from his girlfriend.

by Marleen xc August 14, 2019

Scrunchie for hoodie

September 20th is national trade a boy your scrunchie for his hoodie day.

Girl: has scrunchie

Boy: has sweatshirt
Both: trade
Scrunchie for hoodie

by Thomasthetrainboi September 19, 2019

Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On November 8th you must give a guy your scrunchie because it’s international give a guy your scrunchie day

“Hey, it’s November 8th, Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day.”
*gives scrunchie*

by Hoppydylan October 28, 2019

Scrounchy

If you’re calling someone scrounchy it means they’re a complete fucking retard and they should get 22 tapeworms

Izzi: You’re so scrounchy
Kalim: I know

Freya: mood
Jack: Freya go out with me you scrounchy sod

Wayne: Wow this was not to be expected
Adri: (is just in this scenario)

by Baljeet February 27, 2019