scranton 

i am from valleystream long island i lived in an townhouse with an alleyway the whole bit it was pretty urban then i moved to scranton the most backward stupid hick fukin place in the mothafukin world they are all wiggers or punks hicks the little fukin hicks think they are so fucking hard it histericle thank god i moved back to new york

people in scranton are hicks and the steamtown mall sucks n scranton is the 2nd safest city in america asshole

scranton by richie January 1, 2005

Scranton 

The dirtiest, most Faggiest,place i've ever had the DIS-pleasure to "visit"! I heard they were going to rename it
"Inceston", Scince 99.9% of the population is the result of inbreeding. Funny thing about Scranton... no dentists! At least I think there isn't, scince none of the "Scrantonions" have anymore than three (3) teeth in their blowholes! At least to live on "Strong Island" you need to have a good amount of CA$H, infact my toilet bowlcost more $ than any so called house in that shithole!

The town "motto" for Scranton is...
" Come to Scranton,the city where incest is best"!

Scranton by mavros April 29, 2006

Scranton 

A popular Chinese soup consisting of broth and noodles.

I always order scranton soup when we go out for Chinese food.

Scranton by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

scranton 

lala where in newyork are u from n there preppy hicsk n look at all the fukin wiggers that walk around sayin im a hick whts up dogg n u can stfu bitch

lala is a little bitch from scranton

scranton by richie January 7, 2005

scranton 

A city that is a piece of shit.
Fake ghetto people that claim to be in gangs live here. There are potholes bigger then the grand canyon. There are 12-13 year olds claiming to be in gangs.&parents who pay more attention to drugs&guys then there own children

I never wanna live in that shit city scranton

scranton by user names taken November 19, 2015

Scranton 

6th largest city in Pennsylvania, known for its backwardness and the tv show the office. Half of the people are ignorant the other half ignorant and racist. Nearly all are bitter

Person 1: :I just moved to Scranton,
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that

Scranton by loploplopopl June 20, 2016

Scranton Sausage Grinder 

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Scranton Sausage Grinder by Midget buster January 18, 2012