scrape the bottom of the barrel

To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

Joe said he'd come to the big party with a bunch of hoes, but we knew he was really scraping the bottom of the barrel when he showed up holding a bunch of garden tools.

by Nick D May 17, 2004

scrape the roof

To have sexual intercourse.

Paul: Hey Peter what did you do over the weekend?
Peter: Aw man this girl shanaynay hellah wanted to scrape the roof with me, but i didnt.
Paul: Why?
Peter: That girl is a BEAST.
Paul: Peter yousa sukka.

by It'sAshleySukkas September 16, 2007

scraetch

a. a small abrasion on the epidermal layer of skin. Bigger than a scratch but smaller than a scrape.

b. can be used as a slang word meaning “to fuck something/someone up”

a. “Oh my gosh I just tripped on the sidewalk. Look at this scraetch!”

b. “I can’t believe he broke up with me! He’s gonna get scraetched tonight!”

by drewstarkey17 August 28, 2021

pit scraper

A mostly used up stick of deodorant that is used instead of being thrown away.

John forgot to buy new deodorant and reluctantly had to use his pit scraper.

by Mainefish March 29, 2010

Cunt Scraper

Technical name for Gynaecologist

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.

by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010

Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.

Matt: “So I was fingering this girl the other day and it turns out she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”

by Jeff_- December 13, 2020

cunt scrape

Street term for cervical examination, where a medical practitioner scrapes a womans cervix with a long sterile cotton tip.

Q: Why is it called a PAP SMEAR?
A: Cuz no one would go if they called it a CUNT SCRAPE!

by tat grrrl June 1, 2007