straddle

to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart

to straddle a horse

by Rai Huang December 23, 2008

scriddle

to scratch someone's back while cuddling them

we were cuddling and back scratching at the same time....the scriddle

by The Scriddler April 4, 2010

Straddle jack

Two men riding on a single motorcycle

“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”

“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”

by Ilovevds May 27, 2021

straddledoodler

A poodle like male who enjoys sleeping with men and women, and won't stop parking his doodle in the wrong garage.

That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.

by Isabella Brown September 3, 2009

scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015

Scaddle

The act of yelling 'SCATTER' yet everyone leaves in a neat and organized single file line.

We need to get out of here! Everyone scaddle!

by internetpersons November 27, 2016

Straddler

Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

by RTKettle August 13, 2018