Sconed

A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.

See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.

Fyst totally sconed Floydy in that last game. :)

by Floydy January 20, 2007

Sconedral

A person whom gets overwhelmed by the herb and cooked indeed very easily, and makes a fool of ones self

"Dude Brennan greened out and thought he was a chicken, laid an egg and shit himself again what a fucking sconedral."

by MrWinkie May 4, 2022

Sconed

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.

Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!

by SLB Specialist August 25, 2023

scorned man

A nigga that's always down talking on women because 1 BITCH broke his heart

Now that's a scorned man all he do is talk down on women !!who broke his hear?

by 🤓🤓😎😎😎 August 28, 2017

sconed

One of the largest disgraces ever to exist on the earth, it is carried out by taking a scone of any flavor and smearing it in a persons face to show offense to them. People will no longer be near the sconed victim, for he has been sconed and must be looked down on. Now every time that person goes to school, the mall, movies, ect...he will be avoided at all costs. He is a cast out.

John: "What did you say about my mom?!"
Kyle: "She a cougar!"
John: "O no you didn't you bout to get sconed!"
(Sconing occurs)
John: "Ahhhh jelly all up in yo' face!!!"

by Sconer2009 May 2, 2009

stOWNed

Playing an online game such as Counter-Strike and killing a player l337ly...

ScareCrow | HIGH : I just stoWNed you!

by ScareCrow July 20, 2003

sowned

To more than just own someone in a video game, own them extreme prejudice in skill, style, and score.

we s0wned them last game :P

by Gavin December 14, 2003