softitis

The affliction or condition of being soft.

Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.

by JS12NY October 26, 2006

Scotties"e"wagon

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.

In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.

by hoss geller January 16, 2012

Scrotitis

Scrotitis (or Itchy Balls Syndrome) is caused when the athletes foot fungus (tinea pedis) is exposed to a man's scrotum tissue. This causes a rash to form on the scrotum causing what some call: itchy balls

Person 1: "Ughhhh I should not have had sex with that body builder. My balls itch."

Person 2:"Oh God! You might have scrotitis! Get it checked out!"

by Scrotufobinun August 5, 2017

Softitis

When you are to much of a bitch and complain about stupid shit

I think you have softitis so stop being a bitch and complaining about stupid shit.

by Proffesorg May 16, 2018

scotitties

A hot b!tch

Scotitties is a hot b!tch

by Milkeyes June 28, 2021

Scoitis

Scoitis is just a more bootleg scoit.
What else is there to say.

"Hey you know that kit called Agile?"
"Yeah?"
"It feels like a Scoitis, just makes fun of us not being fast enough.
plus that kit is SO ANNOYING!"

by NoobusAce December 21, 2021