Scooter People

People who have eaten themselves into such a terrible state that they can no longer walk. Their only means of mobility is by a scooter (found in Walmart, Target, etc).

Oh my, look at those Scooter People! Sarah exclaimed as she observed the people at Walmart that shop at 3am that are too damn fat to walk on their own, and also park in the handicapped parking spots simply for being too fat to walk to the store.

by The British BJ September 4, 2011

marshmallow scooter

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.

Dude, don't go anywhere near Victoria. I heard Greg gave her a marshmallow scooter.

by luckypork May 29, 2011

scooter-excuse

A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.

They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.

In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.

Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.

by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011

Scooteria

The era of scooters in their prime. When scooter-ers were not ashamed to go to a skate park in day light if others were present. A glorious time that has past but is now referred to when a scooter-er is defending himself or herself for scootering since that era.

person #1: "Were you just...riding a scooter? Those things are supa lame."

person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."

by scooteria October 4, 2010

Scooter Libby

U.S. government official who did better job working for Israeli interests than his own country's.

Better known as a convicted perjurer who obstructed a federal investigation into the disclosure of a CIA agent.

Scooter Libby would have got bunged in prison if he hadn't been pardoned.

by Gabong October 20, 2008

Scooter Kid

A derogatory term for an ill-mannered child with a scooter at a skate park. Their parents usually take them to skate parks under the impression that it's a playground, when in fact it is a very dangerous place for a small and unexperienced child. A scooter kid has no grasp of the unwritten rules of not being an ass at the skatepark. They regularly cut in front of people (aka snaking) and as a result, they will accidentally get hit by a skater, causing the scooter kid and the skater to fall and get hurt. Scooter kids never admit that they are in the wrong, and they are widely regarded to be a skatepark plague.

Scooter Kid: Why would you hit me? You're so meeeaaan! (Sobs)

by K A S I A May 27, 2019

Beer Scooter

The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it
i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
beer scooter".

by Karlito April 20, 2003