Scanted

The act of pulling down someones trousers and or underwear.

Dave got Scanted, Lets go scant Dave, Dave is going to scant you.

by Spastic Rodeo July 29, 2009

Sconed

A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.

BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

Sconed

The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.

Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".

by Dee May June 5, 2015

ass scented douche bag

figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell

You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag

by Kelcie January 26, 2006

scented whistle

Flatulence that sounds like a whistle whilst coming out of your rear that gives off a scent!

I just scented whistled in my kitchen and cleared the room!

by Miss.Cookie December 26, 2022

Vanilla Scented Pencil Case

Another word for v-card

"Did you know sally lost her vanilla scented pencil case"
"omg no way"

by iamwhouthinkiam March 6, 2023

Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket

A sex move where a man drips candle wax into the woman’s vagina and has sex with her.

Me- Dude, last night I did the Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket, and she started bleeding

by voeqa February 23, 2021