Schmitting

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

Scomotosis

A serious condition caused by chronic climate denial, prevalent in contemporary Australia. Symptoms of Scomotosis include misogynist ranting, compulsive knee jerking, delirium, paranoia, intellectual paralysis, coma and eventual extinction. Scomotosis is severe in Australia, where the Prime Minister, 'ScoMo', has fanatically promoted the mining and burning of coal. The only known cure for Scomotosis is a dose of Climate Truth Serum. Scomotosis can be prevented by social revolution and/or inversion of the dominant paradigm.

Several new cases of Scomotosis have been reported in Brisbane today. The latest outbreak has resulted in widespread social unrest, as children and their allies take action to prevent the spread of the deadly disease. The curable but deeply distressing metaphysical condition now affects 1 in 3 Australians.

by zeldazzle October 9, 2019

schmitt-faced

getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.

Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate

by udanonymous April 28, 2008

schmitt

the coolest last name that will ever happen in the history of the universe. If you're a schmitt everyone will want to talk to you and be your friend.

"wow! you're so cool, you must be a schmitt or something!"

by osh posh May 27, 2008

scimitar

"...used in close combat."

As opposed to the English, who preferred to throw their swords pommel-first at the enemy.

The God-Emperor is so just dicking around with the last definer of the word 'scimitar.' Deal.

by God-Emperor April 20, 2008

Schmitch

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom

My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.

by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020

schmittz

v.
To act in an overly sexual manner for a long duration of time for no real purpose. Other than annoying all who are around you.

"If you don't come back here with my shoe, I'm gonna have to come back here wearing ONLY a shoe!" -This behavior is a textbook example of schmittzing.

by SCHiBER February 13, 2005