Sqodge

When a tree or tree branch attacks you.

"oh no, you just got sqodged by that tree!"

by hally15 September 15, 2009

Skodged

Its when your in the restroom and you hear a sound coming from the walls and you look closer and realize your uncle Brad is looking at you and the you welcome Brad in the restroom and have a holy jolly time.

Me: "poop noises" mmmm
Wall: "picture sounds"
Me: What is that noise !
Brad: replies "Nobody "
Me : classic Brad, you know your welcome in the restroom with me anytime

God: Ooooo can I join too

Me: of coarse you can silly

Narrator: And then they lived happily ever after

Skodged

by SKODGED? November 21, 2019

Scogged

Marked, damaged, hurt, knocked, scraped, scratched, dented.

As we lifted the couch into the other room we hit the doorway and scogged it, leaving a mark.

by Poette September 7, 2020

Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.

Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.

by MulattoTech April 20, 2017

Smodge

To smoke a cigarette. A question. An answer. A noun. A verb. An exclamation.

Smodge? Smodge. Smodge!

I am smodging.

by miss.krys May 1, 2009

sconge

a penis that is 15-85% erect

I have a sconge going. She is sconge-worthy.

by Deej April 10, 2003

scodie

a grotty or un clean pre-loved item

scodie describes a dribble stained pillow or dirty childens comfort blanket

by duckshooting November 23, 2013