Scutch

A real good fucking or beating. Informal term. Derogatory term. Darwen lingo

"Ey yer fuck-pig, brew up or I'll scutch thee". Father Vern, 2014.
"Scutch up you motherscutcher" Father La Vern, Ala bamboo bay
Me gimmer lambs need scutchin'. Father Vern, 2015.

by The real slim scutchy June 16, 2016

Slutch

A woman that always shows up at the end of the night willing to perform sexual favors. Clutch slut. Slutch

Call Mandy if you want to get laid. She is a Slutch.

by Dutch4prez September 8, 2015

scutcher

A tribe of one (at present) from north England who eats a lot but never buys any food from shops, relying instead on the delivery services provicded by such as Tesco. Partial to home delivered pre-cooked and hot food but only when supplied with at leat 1.5l of caffine free diet coke.

Can frequently be found in starbuck coffee shops drinking coffee whilst either reading a technical magazine, checking email via a netbook or updating facebook status via an iphone.

1. He's such a scutcher - someone who lives mostly on home delivered food.

2. To scutcher - to order your weeks groceries on line and have them deliverd.

3. scutchering - drinking coffee in a coffee shop

by the lord of southfields January 19, 2010

Scutch

A cute nickname to call someone, mostly a friend

Hey scutch, wanna go on a date later?

by Anus Keithwhore March 14, 2011

scutch

The mixture of semen and vaginal fluid. More specifically what is oozed out of a vagina after someone cums inside.

After he blew his wad in my twot, I had to go to the restroom and ooze out all the scutch.

by Scutch Master Skeet May 31, 2006

scutch

Legendary.

A true status of the highest order.

Another Scutch goal. Superb.

by Barry Windham April 15, 2008

Scoutch

Verb

To hover right above a flat surface

Check out that frisbee, it is scoutching the floor!

by StraboT January 19, 2007