sclitch
The small piece of toilet paper that gets prematurely ripped off when one is trying to obtain toilet paper from the roll in an attempt to wipe one's ass - typically caused by a consumer who purchases cheap or subpar paper products.
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Scritching
Scritching by timberpup January 24, 2010
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sclitch • Slitch • scritch • splitch • [scritching] • scritchy • Scritchin • sklitch • sclotch • scritchers
scitching
Grabbing on to a car or other motorized vehicle while on a skateboard, bicycle, or some other non-motorized form of transportation.
scritch
the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
Double Cheek Scritch
The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.
After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.
Double Cheek Scritch by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
Scritch
When you clench you teeth when you see a cute kitten and immediately give it a scratch (between the ears right between the kitty chakra) if done correctly the fur baby will emit purrs
Scritch by Geesefreely January 30, 2021
scritchers
another name for scratch cards used usually by hicks who always buy them.
also known as scritchums, scritchies
also known as scritchums, scritchies
scritchers by defense26 September 19, 2009
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