Sclutch

The tight crease of skin where a man's nut sack meets the inner aspect of his right or left thigh. It is an area of the body that frequently itches and requires vigorous scratching, inside or outside of one's pants.

While waiting in line to see the opera, your wife whispers:

"Honey, for God's sake get your hand off your crotch. Here comes Mrs. Tatterhorn."

"I can't help it: my sclutch itches like there's no tomorrow."

by biggusmeatus August 26, 2013

scrutching

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

by A.I.R January 16, 2010

Scutch

To be a real pain in the ass, to antagonise without stopping.

someone continues to bust chops when you're not in the mood to be screwed with stop being a scutch

by SHARISSE December 28, 2005

slutch

Thick mud of a wet nature, soil that has been mixed in with rain and then walked through to create slutch. Maybe a Lancashire expresion.

On going for a proper walk out and getting "slutched up to the eyeballs" meaning coming back from a country walk and being covered in mud because you have covered all gounds.

by mekapieface May 13, 2006

Scultch

An idiot with a computer

Im a Scultch

by mmmmmmnbfddgd f2f gz April 15, 2015

slutchins

A slang term used to describe a promiscuous, Asian female who engages in unprotected sex with sailors. A slutchins can usually be found at the bar, gulping drinks as if they were the bodily fluids she is used to consuming, while engaging in a courtship dance that involves fist pumping and ass-shaking like a skank on top of the bar. Her nipples tend to fall out of her skanky clothes. At the end of the night, if you live up to her standards, she will reward you by cooking you a feast of pasta and eggs... usually because she's so stoned.

"Wow look at that slutchins... I wonder how many sailors have plugged up those holes."

by seamorebutts March 14, 2009

slutcho

A transparent poncho, usually worn at festivals to keep dry whilst also allowing others to still be able to see the slutty clothes being worn underneath

"I can still see her tits through that slutcho"
"I wonder if that Slutcho is hers..."
"That poncho is slutty, it's basically a slutcho"

by Wireless2014 July 9, 2014