5 definitions by the lord of southfields
by the lord of southfields February 9, 2010
A tribe of one (at present) from north England who eats a lot but never buys any food from shops, relying instead on the delivery services provicded by such as Tesco. Partial to home delivered pre-cooked and hot food but only when supplied with at leat 1.5l of caffine free diet coke.
Can frequently be found in starbuck coffee shops drinking coffee whilst either reading a technical magazine, checking email via a netbook or updating facebook status via an iphone.
Can frequently be found in starbuck coffee shops drinking coffee whilst either reading a technical magazine, checking email via a netbook or updating facebook status via an iphone.
1. He's such a scutcher - someone who lives mostly on home delivered food.
2. To scutcher - to order your weeks groceries on line and have them deliverd.
3. scutchering - drinking coffee in a coffee shop
2. To scutcher - to order your weeks groceries on line and have them deliverd.
3. scutchering - drinking coffee in a coffee shop
by the lord of southfields January 19, 2010
A slang term meaing to have sexual inercourse. Commonly used on internet forums, message boards and chatrooms.
Can b applied to sex between male and female or male and male.
Does not imply that condoms are or are not used, it merely describes the action of sexual intercourse.
Can b applied to sex between male and female or male and male.
Does not imply that condoms are or are not used, it merely describes the action of sexual intercourse.
by the lord of southfields February 7, 2010
A condition where an in-growing hair or in the vast majority of cases a pour blocked with dirt due to very poor personal hygiene conditions forms in to an abscess on the posterior.
Left unattended this can grow to such a size that the patient will require surgery and follow up medical care to remove the abscess and plug the resultant hole in the posterior.
Most patients find it hard to accept that they are having a hole in their butt plugged.
One recent example of Jintybum resulted in an afflicted patient waiting many days after the first signs of the affliction appearing before seeking medical help. In this time the patient went from mild discomfort to being unable to sit to barely being able to walk as the abscess grew from the size of a pea to that of a small to medium sized water melon on their butt.
Most occurrences have been noted in males who spend a lot of their time, i.e. 96% of their free time sitting down either playing video games or posting on online forums. These people tend not to have much of a social life without their almost constant connection to the interwebz and only socialise with other "gamers" and "forumers" but will still regularly connect to the interwebz via e.g. iphone to make sure they are not missing anything whilst away from the interwebz whilst away from their computer or gaming machine.
Left unattended this can grow to such a size that the patient will require surgery and follow up medical care to remove the abscess and plug the resultant hole in the posterior.
Most patients find it hard to accept that they are having a hole in their butt plugged.
One recent example of Jintybum resulted in an afflicted patient waiting many days after the first signs of the affliction appearing before seeking medical help. In this time the patient went from mild discomfort to being unable to sit to barely being able to walk as the abscess grew from the size of a pea to that of a small to medium sized water melon on their butt.
Most occurrences have been noted in males who spend a lot of their time, i.e. 96% of their free time sitting down either playing video games or posting on online forums. These people tend not to have much of a social life without their almost constant connection to the interwebz and only socialise with other "gamers" and "forumers" but will still regularly connect to the interwebz via e.g. iphone to make sure they are not missing anything whilst away from the interwebz whilst away from their computer or gaming machine.
by the lord of southfields February 2, 2010
A term for a certain type of Australian woman living in London. They tend to be kind and friendly and have been known to produce smijins, a cloquial and endearing term for their offspring.
Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.
Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.
That woman must be a smurfer she has such a wonderful personality.
I hope a smurfer selects me someday.
I hope a smurfer selects me someday.
by the lord of southfields February 9, 2010