scrumper

An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."

In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.

"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."

"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."

"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."

by Astra December 15, 2007

slumper

a person who slumped. A person who is doing something that is lame, embarrassing, rude, annoying, or anything less than perfect.

"omg last night you were SUCH a slumper!"
"I can't believe you did that, slumper."

by completeslumper January 17, 2017

scumper

Lower class trash- found mostly in Fairplay Colorado.

Cody Quaid is such a scumper.

by Someone1587 February 8, 2005

Scrumper

A mythical hot "townie" reported to live near college campuses and often referenced to lure friends into town to hang out and get laid.

Dude, come visit me at school. We can nail us some scrumpers!!

by Awwjwah2 August 26, 2013

Schlumper

A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick.

Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?

by schlumpmaster September 6, 2003

Scumper

To scumper a plan, event or idea is to ruin it.

The rain today really scumpered my idea to have a picnic.

Don't tell that boy the plan- he may scumpers it.

by TheCatGod May 14, 2016

Shlumper

A fat ass turd.

Hey Rodrick, I gotta take a fat shlumper before school, aight big dawg?

by esbb228 February 2, 2022