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feng schwing

1. n. The art or practice of positioning objects, especially home furnishings, based on a belief in patterns of yin and, more importantly, yang - and the flow of chi that have positive effects on whether or not you're likely to score.

2. n. Interior design for "gettin' some".

see also schwing
"Chaz had his room re-done according to basic principles of feng schwing. Leopard print satin sheets, a flowing canopy, lots of pillows, ambient lighting, easy-reach black lacquered nightstand that cleverly hides......stuff you need to reach easily......and fuzzy bunny slippers - for those inevitable ackward moments... Unfortunately, he ignored the first and foremost success principle of feng schwing - MOVE OUT OF PARENT HOUSE!"
by Hope_Kissit May 3, 2007
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schwindle

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way
YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED
by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017
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Schwing

Swchwing (v.)(sh-wing)

To give or to acheive an erection. Past tense:Schwung (as opposed to the common incorect form schwinged). In old english used as schwingeth. May also be used as an onomatopoeia.
Schwinger: One who inspires the erection.
Schwingee: One who receives an erection.
All of the above can only be used in a masculine context.
Origin: Wayne's World (movie)
1. Alas the schwungen slong!
2. Dost thou schwingeth thine slong at me?
3. "Nice tits...schwing", said the schwungen elf.
4. Schwing me please, thou beautious schwinger. Let me be your schwingee!
by Dr.Badfish's Minions December 30, 2005
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Schinkenspalter

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something
"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)
by rueganerin February 10, 2009
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Schwenk

(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.
(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!
by Totally Awesome Super Cool Man December 15, 2008
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schwankadank

1.A high level of cooolness
2. used in exclamatory proclamation when one playa schools anotha playa.
That play was schwankadank
by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005
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Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise
That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!
by The Student 1854 April 16, 2009
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