schpootika

The sound made by genitalia while in the throws of passion.

I could hear the schpootika, schpootika, schpootika coming from the neighbors fornicating in the next bed.

by Hot4ppr September 13, 2010

Schloony

Dreary; rainy.

The weather tonight is schloony.

by jimgoss November 19, 2011

Schloofengirth

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls

I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!

by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013

Schploof

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.

“Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”

by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018

Schloob Curds

The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.

Yo bro, pick up your man tit so i can get a whiff of your Schloob Curds.

by Saucy batwing May 3, 2009

Schloop

To quickly steal

I turned around for one second and she schlooped my credit card right off the table!

by megan the vegan July 8, 2017

schloopy

Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.

Parker likes to use a schloopy.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003