dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

naughty schoolgirl

An 18 or 19 year old girl, typically of high school or college age, who is also a part time prostitute. Typically looks hot when she is sucking and/or fucking with her miniskirt on.

I just checked out this Asian schoolgirl site, and that was the best five hours I've had this week. I never knew some ladies could straddle cock with as much grace and flexibility as those naughty schoolgirls.

by urban pervert November 18, 2003

Catholic schoolgirl

stop sexualizing catholicism

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy Mary mother of God pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

pray for catholic schoolgirls

by BasedCatholic January 6, 2022

Catholic Schoolgirl

Catholic school girls are the best partiers, and they dress skanky to get all the guys’ attention at parties

look at tha Catholic schoolgirl in the corner wearin that short skirt grindin up on the boys

by aka727 March 26, 2008

Schoolgirl

A derogatory term used to refer to a young girl (late teens/early 20s) who is intelligent and well-educated, but naive and gullible. She thinks she knows it all when, in fact, she has almost no understanding of the world other than what she was told in the classroom. She thinks knowledge compensates for good judgment and experience.

Jack: I just saw some schoolgirl get talked into following some guy into an alley!

Josh: What's wrong with her? Does she want to be raped or something?

by Ethan666 July 20, 2010

schoolgirl

Usually seen on websites for dirty old men who can't be happy with good looking women their own age.

Stop looking at that schoolgirl porn you sick fucking pedophile!

by Innocent girl January 2, 2005

SchoolFag

A SchoolFag is someone who genuinely enjoys school and is dismayed when it's the weekend or when school is canceled for whatever reason.

1. Richard is a Schoolfag because he hates it every time there is a snow day.

2. Everyone in the Student Council is a SchoolFag.

by Ik0101 February 22, 2011