Sloppy Schnauzer

A man's wet beard after going down on a woman.

Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy!

by Scrubitright September 14, 2018

schnorer

the cheapest of people.

He is such a schnorer.
Yeh i know he won't spend any money.

by bigges pigges June 29, 2003

wet schnauzer

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.

Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"

by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008

Schnorrer

Beggar or Moocher

"My name is Captain Saulding, the African Explorer, did someone call me schnorrer? Hooray, hooray, hooray!" -- Groucho Marx, Night at the Opera

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

schnowder

noun; a synonym for cocaine.

John: "What you know talking bout, son?"
Ivan: "You know I'm all about the schnowder."
Koby: "Old school coke head."

by John Paul C December 1, 2007

plassy scouser

Someone from Birkenhead and not from Liverpool.

Talking in a scouse accent but not from Liverpool "Ya plassy scouser"

by Sticky Vicar May 8, 2007