Schneiders Pussy Plug

When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.

Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!

Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!

Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?

Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!

Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.

by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007

schnikeys

a word to describe something bad that just happened.
kind of a mix between Scheiße (german word for shit) shoot, and shucks.

oh my gahh your hair just fell out.
"OHHH SCHNIKEYS!"

or you could use the shorter version and just say "oh schnikes."

by Rachel Swendsrud January 15, 2008

Schnippers

To take a large shit or dump

I ate a bad burrito lat night so I have been taking Schnippers all day

by Studly mcmuffin December 5, 2012

Schnikeys!

An expression used when you are kicking ass in Modern Warfare 2, when all of a sudden someone shoots you with a Grenade Launcher, thus ending your killstreak.

Randall:"Oh schnikeys! That noob tuber came outta nowhere!"

Jimmy: "One more kill for the AC 130...SCHNIKEYS!!"

by Sancho the Wise February 8, 2010

schnider

Schnider, also known as schnide, is north-eastern slang for cheap alcohol such as cider, perry, and vodka. It also can be used as a Noun.
It can also be used as a verb.

Noun; "Whatcha drinking?" "Schnider"
Verb; "theres a car coming, quick schnide!"

by Dean Blake April 2, 2007

schizer

what you say when things are goin down the pooper

oh man i got an f on my report card SCHIZER!!!!

by Pat Schaedig February 22, 2003

Wind Schipers

pronounced- wind shy purrs

The easiest (and may I add,laziest) way to say "wind shield wipers". The things that go back and forth, swish swash, on your car.

Great Caesar's ghost, Batman, he didn't use his wind schipers.

by Agent Nikomotoshyn April 6, 2006