schnitzel

1. nasal sex.

2. to have sexual intercourse with 1 or both of someone's nostrils.

3. verb:to schnitzel; to fuck someone's nose.
"dude I totally schnitzeled my girl last night, the pleasure is intense!
by Ben the Bunny April 29, 2009
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Schnitzel

an austrian female.

term is better used by foreigners when talking about pretty and short skirted german or austrian girls.
usually used in combo with "bratwurst", term that defines german/austrian males...
- dude, look at that schniztel!
- omg she's gorgeous!

- no schnitzels in this disco... i can only see bratwursts! let's move elsewhere.
by berajustgothomefromwien November 21, 2010
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Schnitzel

A euphemism for a set of words used to amplify someone's emotions.
Frequently used to replace any curse word. Originated from the German language
"What a Schnitzel"
"Schnitzel!!"
"The day turned out to be a Schnitzel"
by Ivon A. September 29, 2020
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Schnitzel

A group of small tiny pieces of things
After I got a haircut, I was covered hair schnitzels.
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Schnitzel

A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.
I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!
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Schnitzel

The piece of meat between the penis/vagina and the asshole. It is named that way because it is beaten with eggs during fornication.
HER:
my schnitzel is still sore from my date with Mike the other day
by eynal May 09, 2019
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Schnitzel Toe

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants
“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.
by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018
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