schmittwerbanmich

When you search the meaning of a word on Google & it doesn't come up with any results

Last night I ran into such a Schmittwerbanmich

by Pelimies12345 August 1, 2017

schmittered

The act of getting fucking hammered.

I'm totally gonna get schmittered this weekend!

by schlittered103 September 12, 2017

Schitters

A really bad smash bros player. Usually sits on the edge of the map and spams projectiles. Only plays young link, olimar, and lucas. Avoid at all costs.

Player1: Hey let’s play some smash bros.
Player2: Ok
(The two play a match)
Player2: Hey, I won!
Player1: Bitch you just spammed PK fire the whole time. You are such a schitters.

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

Schnattered

In reference to Papa John AKA John Schnatter, not having had his day of reckoning to this day.
Synonym to get rekt

Man this fella just kicked my ass in the bar, I got schnattered in there

by Schlongorghini April 29, 2021

Schnitzer

Client who has a well intended somewhat understandable request that results in a mountain of paperwork.

We're going to add 2000 underprivileged youth to the event but it's going to require our team working all weekend to get the paperwork pushed through in time because the boss already said yes to the Schnitzer.

by WorkerBee2001 March 20, 2022

Lani Schnitzerling

she is pre quite before you get to know her but once you get close you will legit regret wanting to have a friendship, she tells it how it is and is pre raw with complements << she legit hates people who leave her on opened and science gives her literal aids. everyone is smarter than her... she honestly just snaps people for the lols and then gets an emotional attachment to them and they dont like her back... big rips ayeeee, but she'll be right cause she is in SLATT gang now so FIGHT MEEEE! also lowkey am turning into a ghetto girl

"omg did you see how aggressive she was ?"

"yeah she was being a total Lani Schnitzerling"

by real bitches bow down November 8, 2019

Viener schnittzel

A subatomic, micro penis that cannot be seen by even the strongest of microscopes or any other magnifying device.

Girl 1: “Tell me, how big was he?”
Girl 2: “Not big at alllll, he had a viener schnittzel.”
Girl 1: “Oh. My. God. That's sooooo disappointing!”
Girl 2: “I know, right!”
Girl 3: “Where the fuck— Is my sweet ice tea?!”

by WordyWeirdo07 January 13, 2020