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When one shits as a result of sneezing too hard.
How cute her baby schneezed! Time for a diaper change.
by Mike Loins October 24, 2017
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The sound sims make when they masturbate
Me: wow what a great sims game! Is this a jack off option?

Sim: SCHNEEBLEWEEBLEWEEBLEWORB
by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019
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The act of cumming on a chocolate bar and giving it to someone.
Andrew: yo Jack you want a Schneel bar ?
Jack: what’s a Scheel bar ?
Andrew: just try it.
by Pumpkimeater6974 December 17, 2022
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Schmiegel

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The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.
Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.
by BRUHunescape April 13, 2023
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Dirty Schlegel

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Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!
by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010
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The last bit of a piece of food e.g the last square of chocolate or the crumbs and broken bits of a piece of cake.
Can I get a schneeblings of that iced bun?
by Darkshadow987 June 24, 2007
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Schmeeglepuffin

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A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.
Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.
by I'mserious September 1, 2009
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