schneeze

When one shits as a result of sneezing too hard.

How cute her baby schneezed! Time for a diaper change.

by Mike Loins October 24, 2017

Schneebleweebleweebleworb

The sound sims make when they masturbate

Me: wow what a great sims game! Is this a jack off option?

Sim: SCHNEEBLEWEEBLEWEEBLEWORB

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

Schneel bar

The act of cumming on a chocolate bar and giving it to someone.

Andrew: yo Jack you want a Schneel bar ?
Jack: what’s a Scheel bar ?
Andrew: just try it.

by Pumpkimeater6974 December 17, 2022

Schmiegel

The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.

Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.

by BRUHunescape April 13, 2023

Dirty Schlegel

To fuck a male chicken

Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!

by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010

schneeblings

The last bit of a piece of food e.g the last square of chocolate or the crumbs and broken bits of a piece of cake.

Can I get a schneeblings of that iced bun?

by Darkshadow987 June 24, 2007

Schmeeglepuffin

A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.

Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.

by I'mserious September 1, 2009