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schlatt

a schlatt is a guy who usually says shit on xbox live like "I fucked your mom kid"
person 1: hey, why did you leave the xbox party yesterday?
person 2: there was so many schlatts.
by dalt6n July 7, 2019
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Schnautzing

(verb) to schnautz

Casual shopping with friends for nothing in particular
“I’m so excited to go schnautzing this afternoon at the thrift store with the girls!”

"I saw those two schnautzing at the market yesterday afternoon."
by Chattha November 6, 2019
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schmattered

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
by bamnig April 25, 2007
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Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).
Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.
by jmh215 October 13, 2011
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Schmatta

(Yiddish): Clothing, textiles; pejorative- Rags worn by a person, old tattered clothing.
That old lady always schleps around in her schmattas.
by Bgk11111 November 2, 2009
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Schlatt

One of the most beautiful words in the Latin language, also the code name of my boi Chance. A verb, noun, and adjective
Oh schlatt! Schlatt is schlatting on the floor!!!
by Gabooooo August 23, 2019
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A Schlatt

1. Somewhere/someone in great debt that is somehow still afloat.
2. The term for a social structure that cannot help the lower class.
Guy 1: why isn't the school buying us new equipment?

Guy 2: because we live in a schlatt society.
by Fluffle February 5, 2020
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