schnarf

someone who farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.

That dude is so weird. He's probably a schnarf.

by bubbadave August 26, 2005

schnarfle

To eat fast food. Is a verb, adjective, noun, anything you want really.

"Dude lets go to Burger Schnarfle!"
"I feel like quite the schnarfler."
"I don't feel like schnarfling right now, I'm rather full and have a strong desire to rape my dog."
"I have grown nice and plump due to my excessive amount of schnarfling."

by rossco321 May 24, 2008

schnarky

to be sneaky or deceptive

The used car salesman was schnarky!

by vandango April 15, 2009

Schnarf

Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.

Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"

by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014

Scharft

When a bitch has a really hairy ass. Pretty much a bush back there. Damn she should shave that shit.

"Yo bro I was going up Rachel's skirt when I felt her scharft!"
"Shit dawg bust a razor on dat ass"

by Richard Fleeginbossum December 13, 2012

shnafty

When someone is being snotty or thinks they are better than you. Used mostly for librarians.

"She is shnafty cause she is a librarian

by adubs September 2, 2014

Scharfy

The correct term for what most people misinterpret as "spicy"

Man this food is so scharfy . It's making me sweat just by being in its intimidating presence.

by King_of_Mexico December 25, 2016