schnackered

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schmacked

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.

One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010

Schmacked

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.

Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.

by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018

schmackin

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.

1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"

by Carson January 22, 2004

shnacking

Eatting while on the shitter.

I walked into the house and found my grandpa in the bathroom shnacking.

by TheShaner September 21, 2016

schnacck

An absolute scrumptious lookin dead ass mofuckin amazing bomb ridiculously unfathomable delicious amazing absolute edibility.

YO HE LOOKIN LIKE A STRAIGHT UP ABSOLUTE ZAYN MALIK TYPE DESPACITO KINDA FINNA MAKE ME DAB ON EM SCHNACCK.

by Bonbonbeanz August 9, 2017