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schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.
On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015
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Schmuged

Dude you were totally schmuged last night!
by Snatemonster February 19, 2018
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Schmupset

Schmupset is feeling slighted, insulted and disadvantaged by someone else being admired, or someone else being happy
Schmupset that my ex has moved on and has a nice new partner who adores him
by Madkeensurfer July 1, 2022
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schmooglet

noun

A mischievous person who finds pleasure in being a nuisance. Can often be used to playfully call out your significant other when they’re being a pain in the ass.
He told his wife to stop being a schmooglet after giving him a massive wedgie.
by Vankruser January 5, 2023
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SCHMAGGET

A person who is a faggot and looks super gay.
guy 1: YOUR A SCHMAGGET!
guy2: schmaggot?
guys 1: NO SCHMAGGET!

guy 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!
guy 1: your a faggot and look super gay.
by JoHutch March 2, 2010
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Schmuppet

Anyone who believes in Peter Schiff’s investment thesis, and thinks they will profit from it. Also, anyone who believe’s that Peter Schiff’s investment ideas (such as investing in Gold and Silver, or buying mining companies, or buying non-US companies) will make them “crash proof” in the event of an economic collapse or bear market.
The Schmuppets think that Gold will bottom out any day now! The Schmuppets got their heads handed to them in 2008 when Schiff’s picks underperformed the Dow itself!
by no_pullbacks June 26, 2018
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schmegley

a word for someone in which you do not know their ethnic backgrounds....they look like chinese but are something totally different
Yo! Look at that schmegley over there.
by xxevllpoptartxx December 1, 2005
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