schmobbel

it can describe anything or anyone. Usually it replaces a verb or a noun, if used as an adjective it is common to add a -ig.

oh yes, let's schmobbel there..

schmobbel, could you give me a piece of banana-bread, please?

How was your day? -schmobbelig. Oh, amazing :)

by big herbs July 25, 2020

Chicken schnitzel

To masterbate profusely before a date with a hot British chick. Performed to prolong sexual activity.

Guy 1: "That pommy chick from last night was so sexy that I hade to chicken schnitzel 3 times before I took her home!"

Guy 2: "I can tell bro, you are walking with a limp"

by The TNT driver August 29, 2013

schmooze

Making ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching. Most often an artifact of “networking.” It is more art than science but can be learned.

Tony is on the schmooz. I’ll bet he comes back to the office with contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004

schmoozer

A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.

Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004

schmormels

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"

"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"

by lectop February 28, 2004

schmotz

jewish word for messy or messed up

my room is so schmotzed

by thrw th May 13, 2007

schmooze

To get to know or suck up to someone for self benefit.

Lets schmooze with the professor so he'll offer us research projects.

by azmi April 17, 2003