schmooze 

To get to know or suck up to someone for self benefit.

Lets schmooze with the professor so he'll offer us research projects.

schmooze by azmi April 17, 2003

schmobley 

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.

"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."

schmobley by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004

schmoove 

Something that is so fucking bad ass that the universe buckles under it's awesomeness.

The cat is god damn schmoove.

schmoove by whytheam August 8, 2009

Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013

Schmoogly Schmoo 

A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.

Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?

Cashier: Sorry, a what?

Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?

Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*

*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*

Schmoogly Schmoo by beebsington April 26, 2010

schmoopy

A really annoying term of endearment used in the show "Seinfeld" that they blatantly make fun of for one episode.

"Hello Schmoopy" --Jerry
"Awww hello schmoopy" --Jerry's girlfriend
"How's my little schmoopy today?" --Jerry

"Ugh they are sooooo aggravating with their little schmoopy this and schmoopy that." --Elaine

schmoopy by ksmaq May 8, 2004

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

schmoozer by Mike September 8, 2004