schmegged 

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.

When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.

schmegged by padge December 2, 2005

schmiegel 

When someone acts in a selfish manner as if they are working on their "me goal" and is not considerate of others.

Sawa: Deb left me a voice message, rambling on and on about who knows what. I told her so many times that my Welsh lover Daniel was coming to NYC for the week and I think she totally forgot.
Kwistin: What a schmiegel! She doesn't get it.

schmiegel by Kwistin September 25, 2005

schmiege

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

schmiege by 703 amxs January 31, 2008

schmigginzed

This happens once you can no longer feel any of your toes because your 90 beers down and have also hit a single blinker.

“Where’d my toes go”
“Definitely schmigginzed

schmigginzed by Randal Matrian May 25, 2023

schmidge

Originating from a host in southwest Ohio who is legendary for altering the English language, this term is most often used in an office setting and means "a little bit," or "basic."

My co-worker needs a schmidge of help figuring out what he is doing.

Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.

Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.

schmidge by Disgruntled in the Office July 22, 2011

Schhmigiel

The attempt to of scamming a car buyer by not disclosing information.

I was on a car forum and almost got Schhmigiel into a over priced turd

Schhmigiel by Thedoc March 16, 2023

Schmiegel 

The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.

Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.

Schmiegel by BRUHunescape April 13, 2023