Schmeezed

1) To be mildly annoyed or ticked off.
2) To be very flattered.

1) "I'm so schmeezed that our uber driver mugged us."
2) "I'm so schmeezed that you thought of me, babe."

by emiaj01 August 10, 2018

schmelck

A generally well-liked person :)

I was at a party last night and met this guy, he was so friendly towards everybody there, when he left we all missed him after only a minute or two, he was such a schmelck.

by Buggtyggis August 20, 2009

schmello pad

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

Schmellman

Yiddish for a mans Penis

Have had your schmellman trimmed?

You frickin schmellman!

by Jay Pope October 10, 2007

schmerzelkender

schmerzelkender (pronounced shmer-zil-ken-dur) is a word commonly used in place of a profanity. Most common substitute is the 4 letter one starting 'sh', especially useful when you have dropped a wardrobe on your toe in front of your mother - see example 1.

Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)

Example 1
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"

Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."

by Gordonio August 1, 2006

Schmell

To smell any part of someone else's anatomy.

"Schmell my finger."

by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004

Schmelby

1-Original term for a mullet hairstyle, mostly used in the south.(Where mullets are really bad). 2-Schmelby's are extreme mullets

Look at that dude's schmelby!!!

by dashocka February 3, 2005