schmegma

1. Dick cheese that forms in the foreskin.

Richard had a schmegma problem from not washing his genitals properly.

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

schmegma

The unidentified mess of human penial glop usually containing hair, blood, mucus, semen, or strange crustiness.

"I will have a side of wheat toast and heavy on the schmegma."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004

schmegma

all the dry cum, pee, and any other opjects that get stuck in the extra skin in a uncircumsized penis

you got to clean your schmegma or no girls will like you

by nick the masterchief April 18, 2006

schmegma

a rotten milk like substance that forms under and or around a uncircumsized penis

"will you please lick the schmegma off my obese crotch"

by YOUR MOMS FAT CROTCh August 15, 2003

schmegma

Crustal formations around the peenieacaitlin&arielle

Please scrape that schmegma off of ur peenie!!

by ms sheperoni March 9, 2003

schmegma

a schwap, cock, dong, shaft, dick, penis, falic symbol, some thing a girl would enjoy sucking on or slapping on random area of face or upper torso

i.e. i slapped that stank ho with my schmegma.

"yeah that hooker saw the size of my schmegma and told me i didnt have to pay

by huntdizzle February 18, 2009

schmegma

The ooze of pre-cum or after that comes out of a male's genitalilia

I didn't realize I had schmegma on me.

by robponz February 29, 2008