Schlumfy

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.

After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.

by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021

schlugga-butta

When a mans asshole gets moist, sweaty, and or extremely wet due to his homies looking unequivocally sexy.

Man I have got some wicked schlugga-butta right now! You better stop coming over to play 2k looking that good!

by OriganalFatTip November 7, 2023

nick schlueter

a cheating ass nigga who played me 😭.

i swear you got me in my feelings then dipped . 🥺

Friend #1 : Why you so sad?

Me : i got hoed over :(

Friend #2 : By who ??

Me : Nick Schlueter .😞

by alexis martinez . October 6, 2019

Schluck

the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation

Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."

by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011

schluballybub

Word devised by Janet on Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, meaning the feeling you get when you see someone you love, fancy etc.

^ mentioned all above, nothing more too it

by Summer January 1, 2005

schlu

The act of throwing or moving something in a slow and/or smooth way.

It can be seen as a more delicate form of "yeet".

He asked me for a rubber so I schlud it over.
Wait, now it's gonna schlu up there smoothly.

by Johennis Zanda July 3, 2021

Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016