heavily schlonged

a male who possesses a larger-than-average sized penis and who is adept at wielding it.

Shawna is walking funny today because her new boyfriend is heavily schlonged.

by Madame Hyde February 26, 2011

Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)

Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop

by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019

Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."

Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!

by I ain't telling!!! April 1, 2016

Schlonged

1. Got beaten badly. Commonly used word in politics!
2. Butt fucked

"When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly." -Donald Trump

by Good Samratarin October 31, 2020

schlonged

"TO GET BEAT BADLY, TO LOSE REALLY BADLY"

*HILARY CLINTON GOT SCHLONGED BY BARACK OBAMA IN THE 2008 ELECTION*

by Fearless Fraizer March 31, 2016

schlonged

What Hillary Clinton got

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton got schlonged!

by burstingspace April 4, 2016

schlonged

To get beaten very badly.

"Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama" - Donald Trump

by DirkSmallwood April 21, 2016