schlock rock

Corporate radio friendly music of low quality, often intended for adolescent males.

KBPI radio played nothing but schlock rock like Nickelback and the new Metallica until I was bored enough to switch to the am dial.

by lurker39 March 5, 2010

schlokyshocysisdedrolimunian

You use this word after spam pinging somebody in discord, calling them a insert racial slur, then asking for a favor.

@Jaonq
@Jaonq
You little misspelled "ginger"
You homerwackin schlokyshocysisdedrolimunian

by Scratchenchritudibourgeoise April 4, 2022

Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009

shlonsky

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

by Gregory May 20, 2004

schlongy

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old

"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"

by Hands Rambone May 8, 2005

Schlock

To eat or drink something extremely fast.

Emmanuel just schlocked the entire buford. Talan just shclocked a four-loko in one shot.

by Bubba House September 3, 2019