schlitterbon

That incredible feeling you get after taking a humongous shit... feels kinda tingly

Dude i just had incredible schlitterbon i even had some pre schlit

by googoogaga888888 July 29, 2009

schlocker

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006

schlickers

if you are said to be schlickers you must be the SHIZ.

yeah i know a girl called francesca an she is schlickers

by schlickers queen August 30, 2009

Schlichter

What happens when a guy can't operate his tongue properly when kissing, and you end up with man-slobber in and on your nose.

"Hey Brandi, I heard you and Kurt got frisky in the dollar theater. Was it hot?"

"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."

by Fucker Carlson April 21, 2021

schliver

a fragment of any substance that will always be more and better than a sliver of that same substance.

Man, don't just give me a sliver of cake, I want a SCHLIVER!!!

by Ducky House June 28, 2010

Schlitterbahned

1. To have had the preconceived notion to become intoxicated (verb)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)

1. Bartender: What will you be drinking tonight sir?

Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1

2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.

by K Da One 1 Deuce May 5, 2013

Cinderella schlippers

Hot girl, without the slippers

that girl is the Cinderella schlippers

by yams 6:7 September 10, 2014