Joe Scheibl Drunk

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.

Oh man it's my birthday, time to get Joe Scheibl drunk!

by Troll Hunt3r July 7, 2011

schlifskeitis

A disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. It's usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of class. Common in reading teachers.

Person A: Wow! Our teacher did a huge snort last period.

Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis

by james.watson May 14, 2009

Schlin

The "Schlin" aka a "Gaper", is an asshole that exceeds in circumference (About the size of a quarter/half dollar)- Due to many acts of anal sex, especially double penetration. A schlin will cause pain to your butt when moved around.

Mike: Dude, Austin, remember that chick from the bar last night? We fucked and now she has a schlin!
Austin: That's gross, dude.

by SkyFor8een January 2, 2009

Schlinger Schlonger

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

Schibbi Wibbi

When you pull out your best moves and absolutely blindside them to their defeat

I just pulled a Schibbi Wibbi on him, didn't see it coming

by tobiasrieper July 21, 2022

schlick schlick spray spray

To masturbate; to "fap".

*Sees Scarlett Johansson*
schlick schlick spray spray

by Eckersley July 30, 2016

Schlicky

1. Exceedingly slippery natural feminine lubrication or "wetness" caused by arousal.

2. Exceptionally pleasant tasting VJJ.

3. Tang juice of a high lickableness quotient.

That Schlicky is better than cherry pie.

I'd like to pack my ball bearings in her Schlicky.

You have the most lickable schlicky ever, Babe.

by Scarrath April 6, 2010