Schlinger Schlonger

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

Schloink

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

by MojPies August 11, 2010

Schlingott

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.

Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021

schliny

having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing

Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?

Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schlagnog

An alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:

* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.

Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?

by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010

schlanti

an anti of the youtuber jschlatt! simple.

person 1: i hate jschlatt

person 2: ok schlanti

by mifties March 5, 2021

Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011