schwasted

The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.

I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!

by skema318 January 21, 2011

Schiest

A very thievish individual. A trickster. A cunning bastard. Sorta like how politicians are dirty scheists. Lawyer-esque. A bro.

BK: Wow my brother ate my entire bag of chips when he only said he'll take a few!

BK's Friend: Wow, what a fucking schiest!

by The Schiest-kamf October 15, 2010

Shiester

a shiester is a person who is shiesty - or low-down and dirty.
Probably someone you'd smack with a concrete c*ck, if you could.

"That shiester just left a buttery dollar in my yard."

by Kate Wu January 5, 2008

will schuester

A Man With A Birds Best For Hair That Hates Sue Sylvester And Longer Teenage Pussy

Sue Sylvester:I Will Destroy The Glee Club And Take you With It Will Schuester

by ariluvr69 August 29, 2020

schiesty

1. Very Tricky

2. Unliked (Insult)

1. wow, that math test was schiesty to the max.

2. Fuck you you schiesty mother fucker.

by Matt Rees February 27, 2005

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted

Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

by FartFart420 February 12, 2022