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scemo glasses

Definition 1: Black, thick rimmed, plastic framed glasses. They can be pretty pricey. You don't <i>always</i> see them on scenesters, but if you want to find them, that's where they'll be.
Definition 2: Huge sunglasses that used to look good on Victoria Beckham, and that a lot of scenesters have adopted.
Some scenester wearing scemo glasses: Hey, I like your glasses, are you emo too?
Me: Ahem. No. And neither are you.
by YouThinkICare? June 14, 2006
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Schmoil

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019
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Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!
by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
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scamola

A scam, only scammier.
<HomerSimpson> I smell a scam... or possibly scamola!
by B-Drac August 16, 2003
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Schmole

A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.
Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating
by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020
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joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.
I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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schemometer

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot
Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep
by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010
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