scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

by Beeth May 6, 2008

Twat Swatted

The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.

Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!

Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!

Female 1: OK!

by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009

Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

back scatter

a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class it has less clip size and less accurate but when shooting the enemy from behind it does minicrits but the way that tf2 hitreg works somtimes it wont minicrit even when your behind them

scout1: why wont my back scatter minicrit im litearlly behind the enemy!
scout2: hitreg

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

scatterpoo

When one takes a dump, and the shit goes all over the place, it is referred to as a scatterpoo.

Person 1:Sorry i just did a scatterpoo in your bathroom.
Person 2:OH no it's everywhere! even on the taps

by JASON G.LAW July 4, 2006

Scattergun

A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.

Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.

Scott: I would go hunting with my scattergun.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?

Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.

by C-wood December 25, 2005

Scatterbox

The lost art of passing off an extreme and violent excretory bowel movement into a toilet, wooded area, or in thy britches.

1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.

2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.

by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004