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Scandinavian earplug

Somebody cums in someones ear so when it drys you can not hear.
Tanner-"Dude shes asleep."
George-"Im gonna give her a scandinavian earplug!"
by Joe1545256 August 11, 2010
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Scandinavian skyscraper

The act of getting a handjob from a ginger kids mother while she is getting penetrated by two others.
Dude, I gave Brad's mom a Scandinavian Skyscraper last night while Joe and Eric DP'ed her.
by Little BB September 6, 2013
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Scandinavian Touch

The act off adding ketchup to various dishes that usually doesn't feature it.
Damn bro you have ketchup witj your spaghetti?!

Yeah man it's the Scandinavian Touch.
by Phishticuffs March 18, 2021
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Scandinavian Turtle Neck

The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.

⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
“Yo bro, you coming out to the club?”

“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”
by Bynn Capmann March 25, 2021
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Scandinasian

A person of mixed race who's background is both Scandinavian and Asian.

The term is occasionally thought up by individuals (usually those who are Scandinasian) without outside influence, but has existed for decades, if not longer.
Man: That girl. She's both Swedish and Chinese, so what does that make her? Asian or Scandinavian?

Woman: Both. She's Scandinasian!
by A_Scandinasian November 21, 2012
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Scandinavian Stir Fry

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.
by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
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Scandinavia

The countries in Europe that speak a Scandinavian, and thus Germanic, language. I.E. Norway, Sweden, and Denmark.

Iceland is sometimes included and maybe Greenland (because Denmark owns it).

Notice that Finland is not Scandinavian. Their language is not Germanic and Scandinavians get made when Americans lump Finland into Scandinavia. Granted, Finland is a Nordic country.
Yo, Scandinavia is where it at. Hot women, socialism, clean environment, and hot women... you just have to pay around 50% of your taxes tho.
by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009
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