Sarcasm 

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

"Hey dude, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm perfect. Nothing could make this day any better than this giant platypus biting my side!"
"Oh, Ok then."
"I was using sarcasm you idiot!"

Sarcasm by FrozenLlamaPro December 29, 2014

sarcasm 

Noun. A very British form of humour which derives laughs from saying something while really meaning something else. Often (though not always, contrary to popular belief) used in scathing remarks.

The word 'Sarcasm' is derived from a Greek word meaning 'tearing flesh', which is why sarcastic vegetarians are so ironic.

See also irony.

Bob: I saw 'The Others' on DVD the other day.
Dave: Oh, cool. That movie wasn't over-rated and shitty at all!
Bob: ...Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, you know.
Dave: ...Fuck you.

sarcasm by Brian the Goldfish April 9, 2005

sarcasm 

The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.

Girl: "Oh my god, are you crying?"
Smarter Girl: "No, I'm just pretending to be a fountain."
Girl: "Was that sarcasm?"
Smarter Girl: "No, of course not."

sarcasm by BetterThanYourMom January 12, 2014

sarcasm 

saying something ironically

saying the opposite of what you mean in a jokingly "as a matter of fact" tone

From Disney's The Lion King 1 1/2

(after trying to break up Simba and Nala)
Timon: Well, that worked like a dream.
Pumbaa: It did?
Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

sarcasm by Zippitydoodah June 18, 2008

Sarcasm 

When one or more sexual participants openly fake orgasm such as to mock the efforts of the other sexual participant(s).

Marie: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL!' (exaggerated body writhing, breathing and excessive slamming of nearby surfaces ensues, stopping very suddenly with a look of spiteful derision).

Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!

Sarcasm by DonPasquale March 21, 2013

Sarcasm 

The brain's natural defence against the less intelligent.

Idiot: duDE! i just won the loudest person award :0
Not an Idiot: Wow, thats really impressive. (with sarcasm)
Idiot: yEah it iS!!

Sarcasm by Anonymous Sandu January 11, 2019

Sarcasm 

Telling people that they’re stupid without actually telling them.

Kid: “So mom, who’s going to pick me up from school today?”
Mom: “You’re gonna get into the white van where the nice man will give you candy”
Kid: “REALLY? SMANSKBSKDHDJDH-”
Mom: “I’m using sarcasm you idiot!”

Sarcasm by n00bsl4yer_6000 November 9, 2019