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Santoristicest

San-tor-ist-i-cest

Someone who is of low intellect.

Someone who can't understand the simplest of concepts.

Someone who has difficulty performing easy tasks.
Jimmy: "I don't get the big bang theory."
Mark: "Oh my God Jimmy, you absolute Santoristicest."
by Junkuh March 29, 2023
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Joey Santorico

i hope Joey Santorico kills himself
by Iknowitsir January 3, 2018
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Santoritis

Santoritis is a condition characterized by lots of whining and bitching, and incessant looking in the mirror. Symptoms include talking shit to everyone, complaining about KAIA runs, Taking disgusting shits without cleaning the bowl after, and talking shit to the 1SG in front of joes. If Difranzitis is the AIDS, Santoritis is the HIV.
"MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

-Holy shit, thats the worst case of Santoritis ive ever seen
by Rifle77 December 26, 2011
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santorie

Santorie likes squidward.
by #richard merkin April 20, 2014
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Santorini

A holiday destination for young and in-love couples seeking the ultimate, relaxed period with their significant others, but always end up in break-ups and heartbreaks for both parts.
Brendan: "I just booked tickets for me and Janice to Santorini. We're really excited to get some time for ourselves"
Josh: "So you can't man up and just break up with her already?"
Brendan: "Pretty much"

Janice: "So Brendan just invited me to Santorini. I can't wait, I think he's the one"
Rita: "Oh my God. You know every couple who goes to Santorini ends up breaking up right?"
Janice: "Holy shit! I need to cancel the trip right now"
by badkarmasutra December 11, 2016
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santoni daniel

A type of teenage boy in high school that has no sense nor eye sight; or a male boy that has a lot of hoes; a boy that lies about not having hoes; and a boy that is self consumed.
If your like Santoni Daniels you will not have a girlfriend.
by Nani Rose March 31, 2017
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santoni daniel

A type of teenage boy in high school that has no sense nor eye sight; or a male boy that has a lot of hoes; a boy that lies about not having hoes; and a boy that is self consumed.
If your like Santoni Daniels you will not have a girlfriend.
by Nani Rose March 31, 2017
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