santoli 

a kid who lacks a first name and is therefore refered to as only santoli.

me: mom can santoli come over?
my brother: does santoli have a first name?
me: no, you can only call him santoli.

santoli by justineee February 1, 2009

Santoli 

Santoli comes from the latin root santo, meaning "sexually attractive." The greek suffix li means "for no particular reason"
This combination describes an individual who is attractive to the opposite sex despite flaws in character and physical appearence.

a santoli would most likely be attacked by two girls who are trying to retrieve an object that he has placed in his pants.

Santoli by Skatoli February 1, 2009

Santalian

A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.

A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.

Santalian by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

Santorimming 

A variant of tebowing.

1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.

2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.

1. The property values in my neighborhood have declined ever since those "blahpeople" moved in.

2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.

Santorimming by FakeFxck January 9, 2012

Santoid 

A mythical being taught to young children as a fact. In American culture, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny are the three primary Santoids. The Stork is a more minor one used to explain where babies come from.

People typically learn the truth, sometimes even from their parents, by 12. They learn that their parents placed the gifts under the tree, took the tooth and replaced it with money, hid eggs at 3 AM, and one night they got together and...you know.

The name comes from "Santa" plus "-oid", meaning "Santa-like."

Some say that Santoids are used to allow children to think critically and question everything.

Others say they are used as secular substitutes for Jesus, or as a way of commercializing Christmas/Easter. In the case of the stork, it is to protect their fragile developing psyches.

"Sinterklass is a Santoid that Scandinavians teach their children. It is just like Santa, except it isn't."

"In the minds of atheists, God is just a Santoid some people never grow out of."

"Monsters under the bed. The Scary Santoid. By three, you go through nights of no sleep, but by 6, you realize it is just a coat."

Santoid by Urine Corporation June 11, 2014

Sanjoli 

Life.

The answer to life is not 42, it's Sanjoli.

Sanjoli by snjlilvr November 29, 2011

Santonio 

The most awesomest person ever that comes up clutch when the pressure's on.

Person 1:Hey, look at that kid! He's so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a regular santonio!!

Santonio by BlackandGold123456 May 25, 2009